Friday, July 23, 2010

My Beer Shelf

I came to the realization today that my "boob shelf" has officially been passed by my "belly shelf". I guess that explains the tight stretchy feeling that I've been having in my stomach...it's been worse the last couple of days (Baby-Bean has figured out how to kick and punch at the same time (resulting in a thump in the rib cage and a squish of the bladder at the same time) -- quite the feat! This little girl seems to enjoy her stretches (takes after her momma -- she writes as she lets out a HUGE stretch at her desk).

Anyways, the reason I came to the shelf realization was because I had a little giggle to myself when I realized that I had grown myself a nice little beer holder. Unfortunately, it can only be used to hold "near beer"...such a waste. Maybe that's why men grow beer guts...it's on purpose! They need a convenient place to place their beer!

For now, I'll have to be content to use my belly shelf as a muffin holder (this morning's snack is a banana chocolate chip muffin that I baked last night).

1 comment:

  1. Well you may not be drinking beer but the American College of OBGYN's now say one cup of coffee every day is perfectly safe for pregnant ladies. So you can use your shelf for your morning cupa coffee as well

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